Paul is strange because he likes to read newspapers.
For a large dinner Paul eats the Sunday New York Times.
Paul becomes cleverer and cleverer because he eats newspaper.
What did Paul begin wearing?
He began wearing tailored suits.
He began wearing hats.
He began wearing glasses.
How much newspaper can he eat if he’s really hungry?
What did Paul feel when he has eaten too many newspaper?
He felt full.
He felt sick.
He felt hungry.
What’s the doctor’s advice?
Stop eating food.
Eat more newspaper.
Stop eating newspaper.